Confession Bear

When I watch Star Wars I actually like Jar Jar Binks

When I watch Star Wars I actually like Jar Jar Binks  Confession Bear

I pretend I like to party and hang out with my friends When I want to stay at home and play pokemon instead

I pretend I like to party and hang out with my friends When I want to stay at home and play pokemon instead  Confession Bear

I feel like the world's most sheltered person Because I have no idea what Arrested Development is

I feel like the world's most sheltered person Because I have no idea what Arrested Development is  Confession Bear

My father abused me as a child So I made a fake okcupid account and got him to send me naked pictures and have been blackmailing him for money since

My father abused me as a child So I made a fake okcupid account and got him to send me naked pictures and have been blackmailing him for money since  Confession Bear

If someone says Sonic games can only work in 2D I automatically assume you're terrible at the 3D games

If someone says Sonic games can only work in 2D I automatically assume you're terrible at the 3D games  Confession Bear

you invited me to you kids graduation i declined the invite because being proud of a sixth grade graduate is lame

you invited me to you kids graduation i declined the invite because being proud of a sixth grade graduate is lame  Confession Bear

I work out constantly and eat well to stay in great shape I'm 26 and have never had a girlfriend. I fear I may die alone

I work out constantly and eat well to stay in great shape I'm 26 and have never had a girlfriend. I fear I may die alone  Confession Bear

I don't hate Justin bieber

I don't hate Justin bieber  Confession Bear

I thought I wanted ObamaCare. Turns out I just wanted good national healthcare.

I thought I wanted ObamaCare. Turns out I just wanted good national healthcare.  Confession Bear

I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO I SHINE LASERS ON TEENAGERS SMOKING POT TO FREAK THEM OUT

I HAVE NO FRIENDS SO I SHINE LASERS ON TEENAGERS SMOKING POT TO FREAK THEM OUT  Confession Bear
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