Confession Bear

A few weeks ago my step brother left on a tour of duty. I've always had a crush on him. The night before he left, I gave him my virginity. My period is now five days late.

A few weeks ago my step brother left on a tour of duty. I've always had a crush on him. The night before he left, I gave him my virginity. My period is now five days late.  Confession Bear

Everyone who knew me before 9/11 believes I'm dead.

Everyone who knew me before 9/11 believes I'm dead.  Confession Bear

I cheated on my pregnant wife with her mother. The condom broke and now she is pregnant and says its mine.

I cheated on my pregnant wife with her mother. The condom broke and now she is pregnant and says its mine.  Confession Bear

I have a hard time telling black people apart.

I have a hard time telling black people apart.   Confession Bear

I'm not interested in having sex at all. I honestly think that vaginas look disgusting.

I'm not interested in having sex at all. I honestly think that vaginas look disgusting.  Confession Bear

I don't think Asians are smart Americans are just stupid

I don't think Asians are smart Americans are just stupid  Confession Bear

I used all the charmin extra soft toliet paper even though my mom told me I only need a little

I used all the charmin extra soft toliet paper even though my mom told me I only need a little  Confession Bear

When I'm alone at lunch in school I pretend to look for somebody so people don't think I have no friends

When I'm alone at lunch in school I pretend to look for somebody so people don't think I have no friends  Confession Bear

In 9th grade I used to call a fat kid sloth bear (The bear in this pic) He used to cry and i felt so bad that a few years later i apologized and he was completely cool about it

In 9th grade I used to call a fat kid sloth bear (The bear in this pic) He used to cry  and i felt so bad that  a few years later i apologized and he was completely cool about it  Confession Bear

Sometimes I forget to reply to my gf So I send her lots of messages so it looks like its the phones fault

Sometimes I forget to reply to my gf  So I send her lots of messages so it looks like its the phones fault  Confession Bear
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