Confession Bear

Once this picky blonde girl broke into my house and my mom, my dad, and I killed and ate her

Once this picky blonde girl broke into my house and my mom, my dad, and I killed and ate her  Confession Bear

I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID

I think people who find IKEA furniture hard to assemble ARE STUPID  Confession Bear

While waiting in line to pay my groceries, a little kid behind me was ignoring his mom and poking the back of my jeans So I let out a fart that I've been holding in the whole trip directly in front of his face.

While waiting in line to pay my groceries, a little kid behind me was ignoring his mom and poking the back of my jeans So I let out a fart that I've been holding in the whole trip directly in front of his face.   Confession Bear

I sang on one of the Kids Bop CDs

 I sang on one of the Kids Bop CDs  Confession Bear

Saw young kid about to purposely walk into me to impress his friends Shoulder checked him and made him cry

Saw young kid about to purposely walk into me to impress his friends Shoulder checked him and made him cry  Confession Bear

In Art History I didn't study and Reddited in class. On my Midterm test I couldn't answer a single question & just threw away my test. My professor emailed me saying she lost my exam. A few days later she tells me she found it & gave me a B.

In Art History I didn't study and Reddited in class. On my Midterm test I couldn't answer a single question & just threw away my test. My professor emailed me saying she lost my exam. A few days later she tells me she found it & gave me a B.  Confession Bear

Anytime I hear someone is religious I automatically think of them as less intelligent

Anytime I hear someone is religious I automatically think of them as less intelligent  Confession Bear

i appreciate our friendship immensely but given the opportunity, I would fuck you without hesitation

i appreciate our friendship immensely but given the opportunity, I would fuck you without hesitation  Confession Bear

A woman was tailgating me on the way to work So I brake checked her the next time she took a sip of coffee, causing it to spill all over her

A woman was tailgating me on the way to work So I brake checked her the next time she took a sip of coffee, causing it to spill all over her  Confession Bear

I'm in my mid 30s and I've been turned down from college for the last 4 years straight Last year I just started showing up at the lectures. I've made friends and I'm in a few study groups. Nobody knows I'm not a student there

I'm in my mid 30s and I've been turned down from college for the last 4 years straight Last year I just started showing up at the lectures. I've made friends and I'm in a few study groups. Nobody knows I'm not a student there  Confession Bear
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