Confession Bear

In high school, I accidently damaged my guitar... ... but let the school believe that it was vandalised, leading to the installation of security cameras in the music centre.

In high school, I accidently damaged my guitar... ... but let the school believe that it was vandalised, leading to the installation of security cameras in the music centre.  Confession Bear

I ordered a big meal at a restaurant To avoid looking like a fat ass I took some of it to go and ate the rest in my truck

I ordered a big meal at a restaurant To avoid looking like a fat ass I took some of it to go and ate the rest in my truck  Confession Bear

I lost my virginity at 19 to a hooker

I lost my virginity at 19 to a hooker  Confession Bear

Whenever I eat dry roasted peanuts I have digestion problems. I get stomach cramps as my shit turns to concrete in my intestines, it burns like the acidic flames of Hell itself on the way out, and small undigested bits of peanut rip my anus to shreds maki

Whenever I eat dry roasted peanuts I have digestion problems. I get stomach cramps as my shit turns to concrete in my intestines, it burns like the acidic flames of Hell itself on the way out, and small undigested bits of peanut rip my anus to shreds maki  Confession Bear

I am very attracted to girls I think are ugly/depressed I feel they are the only ones desperate enough to date me

I am very attracted to girls I think are ugly/depressed I feel they are the only ones desperate enough to date me  Confession Bear

I DON'T CARE WHAT QUICKMEME THINKS ABOUT REDDIT CULTURE I HATE THE WAY LIVEMEME PICTURES LOOK

I DON'T CARE WHAT QUICKMEME THINKS ABOUT REDDIT CULTURE I HATE THE WAY LIVEMEME PICTURES LOOK  Confession Bear

I think Dave Grohl is a conceited, pseudo-prolific asshole

I think Dave Grohl is a conceited, pseudo-prolific asshole  Confession Bear

My dentist thinks I have amazing teeth. I brushed my teeth maybe 20 times in the past 8 months.

My dentist thinks I have amazing teeth. I brushed my teeth maybe 20  times in the past 8 months.  Confession Bear

My boyfriend is terrible at writing his college papers I get so frustrated editing them that I tell him I finished looking it over and that they're great

My boyfriend is terrible at writing his college papers I get so frustrated editing them that I tell him I finished looking it over and that they're great  Confession Bear

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NHL PLAYOFFS TO BE OVER I DON'T EVEN CARE IF MY TEAM WINS, I JUST WANT MY NIGHTS TO FREE UP AGAIN.

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE NHL PLAYOFFS TO BE OVER I DON'T EVEN CARE IF MY TEAM WINS, I JUST WANT MY NIGHTS TO FREE UP AGAIN.  Confession Bear
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