Confession Bear

When a customer doesn't purchase phone insurance from me I hope they drop and break their phone as soon as they leave my store.

When a customer doesn't purchase phone insurance from me I hope they drop and break their phone as soon as they leave my store.   Confession Bear

Yesterday was my first cake day I cared more about my girlfriends first post to reddit than farming karma.

Yesterday was my first cake day I cared more about my girlfriends first post to reddit than farming karma.   Confession Bear

I once opened and stole one of my friend's birthday presents While everybody was eating cake.

I once opened and stole one of my friend's birthday presents While everybody was eating cake.  Confession Bear

It's been since before my divorce that anyone has hugged me

It's been since before my divorce  that anyone has hugged me  Confession Bear

EVERY TIME I FIND A COOL LINK TO SHARE IT'S ALREADY BEEN POSTED

EVERY TIME I FIND A COOL LINK TO SHARE IT'S ALREADY BEEN POSTED  Confession Bear

I hope the cancer comes back and takes my life so i don't look like a coward and commit suicide

I hope the cancer comes back and takes my life so i don't look like a coward and commit suicide  Confession Bear

I take baths more than showers because I'm too lazy to stand up.

I take baths more than showers because I'm too lazy to stand up.  Confession Bear

BROKE UP WITH BOYFRIEND OF THREE YEARS NOT EVEN SAD

BROKE UP WITH BOYFRIEND OF THREE YEARS NOT EVEN SAD  Confession Bear

i don't shower everyday

 i don't shower everyday  Confession Bear

i genuinely think The meaning of life is the best monty python movie

 i genuinely think The meaning of life is the best monty python movie  Confession Bear
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