Confession Bear

Girlfriend hates "Fake blond bitches" She would be an attactive fake blond bitch

Girlfriend hates

I automatically assume that if you're in a frat you're an asshole

I automatically assume that if you're in a frat you're an asshole  Confession Bear

The little girl across the street's name is Kerstephanie She runs across the road with out looking so I always call her Kersplat, she doesn't know why

The little girl across the street's name is Kerstephanie She runs across the road with out looking so I always call her Kersplat, she doesn't know why  Confession Bear

When my girlfriend is talking about her day I listen intently For about 6 seconds.

When my girlfriend is talking about her day I listen intently For about 6 seconds.  Confession Bear

I am too lazy to walk down the hall So I pee in the sink.

I am too lazy to walk down the hall So I pee in the sink.  Confession Bear

I got a girl so drunk that she blacked out so that I wouldn't have to have sex with her

I got a girl so drunk that she blacked out so that I wouldn't have to have sex with her  Confession Bear

I tell friends, "I'm taking a trip to Edison, NJ" when I have to poop.

I tell friends,

The first time I had anal with my girlfriend a poop nugget came out of her butt I didn't tell her because I knew should would never want to have anal ever again

The first time I had anal with my girlfriend a poop nugget came out of her butt I didn't tell her because I knew should would never want to have anal ever again  Confession Bear

i got into a relationship with a 21 year old when i was 14 and i was the reason he left his girlfriend and his 1 year daughter

i got into a relationship with a 21 year old when i was 14  and i was the reason he left his girlfriend and his 1 year daughter  Confession Bear

I know it's no longer okay to make fun of fat people, but, if they took some criticism, and got thinner because of it, they would be healthier and happier.

I know it's no longer okay to make fun of fat people, but, if they took some criticism, and got thinner because of it, they would be healthier and happier.  Confession Bear
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