Confession Bear

When i have kids i'm going to put ipecac in their fast food so it traumatizes them to never eat it again

When i have kids i'm going to put ipecac in their fast food so it traumatizes them to never eat it again  Confession Bear

My friend started dating a girl I liked. I made out with her while he was on Christmas Break. Then had sex with one of her friends, on her bed. Twice.

My friend started dating a girl I liked. I made out with her while he was on Christmas Break. Then had sex with one of her friends, on her bed. Twice.  Confession Bear

My gf loves that I make food for us She's really a terrible cook and I dont like to eat shitty food

My gf loves that I make food for us She's really a terrible cook and I dont like to eat shitty food  Confession Bear

I secretly wish the local transit authority would shut down the city bus service because i hate trying to pass them when they are at a stop

I secretly wish the local transit authority would shut down the city bus service because i hate trying to pass them when they are at a stop  Confession Bear

Lost 30 pounds and achieved Senior Manager status at work. Still depressed and lonely over break-up.

Lost 30 pounds and achieved Senior Manager status at work.  Still depressed and lonely over break-up.   Confession Bear

Just realized "First World Problem" meme is not for The World's First Problems

Just realized

If you use Vimeo to share your videos I automatically assume you're a fucking imbecile

If you use Vimeo to share your videos I automatically assume you're a fucking imbecile  Confession Bear

I don't like hearing about how many lives Bill Gates has saved Because I think overpopulation is bad enough as it is

I don't like hearing about how many lives Bill Gates has saved Because I think overpopulation is bad enough as it is  Confession Bear

I'm in love with good girl gina

I'm in love with good girl gina  Confession Bear

I have some hilarious pictures to post on facebook but im waiting till this boston thing calms down so I can get the optimum amount of likes

I have some hilarious pictures to post on facebook but im waiting till this boston thing calms down so I can get the optimum amount of likes  Confession Bear
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