Confession Bear

I have a lump on my testicle that I'm not getting treated because I'd rather my family have a son who died of cancer than one who committed suicide

I have a lump on my testicle that I'm not getting treated because I'd rather my family have a son who died of cancer than one who committed suicide  Confession Bear

I tell people I don't like sweets really they make my teeth hurt due to poor dental hygiene growing up

I tell people I don't like sweets really they make my teeth hurt due to poor dental hygiene growing up  Confession Bear

I'm a college student that doesn't really enjoy drinking any kind of alcohol Instead I use the weekends to insult my friends to their face so they don't remember

I'm a college student that doesn't really enjoy drinking any kind of alcohol Instead I use the weekends to insult my friends to their face so they don't remember  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I'm petting my cat I'm really just wiping off my hands on his fur

Sometimes when I'm petting my cat I'm really just wiping off my hands on his fur  Confession Bear

I'm actually grateful that Kurt Cobain blew his head off. Because then Dave Grohl went and started a band I like more.

I'm actually grateful that Kurt Cobain blew his head off. Because then Dave Grohl went and started a band I like more.  Confession Bear

I can't walk up or down stairs Without looking at every step

I can't walk up or down stairs Without looking at every step  Confession Bear

My Ex-girlfriend thinks we are best friends I actually hate her and only hang out with her to prevent sheer boredum

My Ex-girlfriend thinks we are best friends I actually hate her and only hang out with her to prevent sheer boredum  Confession Bear

I use my girlfriend's make-up removing sheets as wet wipes when i take a shit

I use my girlfriend's make-up removing sheets as wet wipes when i take a shit  Confession Bear

I bring my fat friends to the beach often because they make me look better

I bring my fat friends to the beach often because they make me look better  Confession Bear

I don't believe in god But I wish he believed in me

I don't believe in god But I wish he believed in me  Confession Bear
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