Confession Bear

anybody who says to never shake a baby has never spent the night with one

anybody who says to never shake a baby has never spent the night with one  Confession Bear

My friend is a musician I torrent his music

My friend is a musician I torrent his music  Confession Bear

I'm actually grateful that Kurt Cobain blew his head off. Because then Dave Grohl went and started a band I like more.

I'm actually grateful that Kurt Cobain blew his head off. Because then Dave Grohl went and started a band I like more.  Confession Bear

I can't walk up or down stairs Without looking at every step

I can't walk up or down stairs Without looking at every step  Confession Bear

My Ex-girlfriend thinks we are best friends I actually hate her and only hang out with her to prevent sheer boredum

My Ex-girlfriend thinks we are best friends I actually hate her and only hang out with her to prevent sheer boredum  Confession Bear

I use my girlfriend's make-up removing sheets as wet wipes when i take a shit

I use my girlfriend's make-up removing sheets as wet wipes when i take a shit  Confession Bear

called an older latino actor "baby daddy material" while watching tv with white parents they laughed at the joke but i meant it

called an older latino actor

I was walking down the street and saw an argument between two drivers I think I interjected because I knew one guy would try and punch me

I was walking down the street and saw an argument between two drivers I think I interjected because I knew one guy would try and punch me  Confession Bear

Every morning I go on Shit Reddit Says I laugh at all the comments that make it to their front page

Every morning I go on Shit Reddit Says I laugh at all the comments that make it to their front page  Confession Bear

I rip farts on a daily basis in my classroom and don't say a word when the class blames the smelly kid.

I rip farts on a daily basis in my classroom and don't say a word when the class blames the smelly kid.  Confession Bear
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