Confession Bear

I THINK JAY LENO IS ACTUALLY FUNNY

I THINK JAY LENO IS ACTUALLY FUNNY  Confession Bear

I hang out with people who are worse off than me to remind myself how not to live.

I hang out with people who are worse off than me to remind myself how not to live.  Confession Bear

I'm with my girlfriend of 3 years for only physical reasons, but I have a secret girlfriend of 2 years that I'm only with for the emotional connection we have.

I'm with my girlfriend of 3 years for only physical reasons, but I have a secret girlfriend of 2 years that I'm only with for the emotional connection we have.  Confession Bear

I once dated a girl I didn't like I realised I loved here once I broke up with her

I once dated a girl I didn't like I realised I loved here once I broke up with her  Confession Bear

WHEN I SEE A SUPER RICH GUY WITH AN UGLY WOMAN I ASSUME SHE CAN SUCK DICK LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS

WHEN I SEE A SUPER RICH GUY WITH AN UGLY WOMAN I ASSUME SHE CAN SUCK DICK LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS  Confession Bear

I have not watched or read a single thing about the mall cop I just don't care

I have not watched or read a single thing about the mall cop I just don't care   Confession Bear

Anyone who tells me about their existing overdraft I automatically categorize them as having poor money managment.

Anyone who tells me about their existing overdraft I automatically categorize them as having poor money managment.   Confession Bear

I like bandwagons

 I like bandwagons  Confession Bear

When talking to a girl for the first time I purposely use large words to see how dumb she is so I know if she'll give it up easily.

When talking to a girl for the first time I purposely use large words  to see how dumb she is so I know if she'll give it up easily.  Confession Bear

When Someone cuts the line to a roller coaster saying "I have family waiting further up" I assume you're lying

When Someone cuts the line to a roller coaster saying
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