Confession Bear

I don't like Rock music

I don't like Rock music  Confession Bear

Sometimes I wear socks with my thong sandals Because it makes me feel like a teenage mutant ninja turtle

Sometimes I wear socks with my thong sandals Because it makes me feel like a teenage mutant ninja turtle  Confession Bear

If you drive a truck in the middle of a metropolis I assume you're a douche bag

If you drive a truck in the middle of a metropolis I assume you're a douche bag  Confession Bear

Sometimes I flirt with old ladies So they can be happy during their last years on earth

Sometimes I flirt with old ladies So they can be happy during their last years on earth  Confession Bear

i only wash my hands in a public restroom if there is someone else in there at the same time as me

i only wash my hands in a public restroom if there is someone else in there at the same time as me  Confession Bear

stop the lag! planet zezenia is going down!

stop the lag! planet zezenia is going down!  Confession Bear

You can't tell me how to use memes

You can't tell me  how to use memes  Confession Bear

I'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend

I'm in love with my best friend's girlfriend  Confession Bear

I went skinny dipping with a 14 year old

I went skinny dipping with a 14 year old  Confession Bear

I post a 'lost my contacts status' every so often just to see if I have any friends left

I post a 'lost my contacts status' every so often just to see if I have any friends left  Confession Bear
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