Confession Bear

WHEN I GET HIGH I EAT TUMS LIKE CANDY

WHEN I GET HIGH  I EAT TUMS LIKE CANDY 
  Confession Bear

If I see a person smoking around their kid I automatically assume they are terrible parent

If I see a person smoking around their kid I automatically assume they are terrible parent  Confession Bear

If you think I'm awkward It means I think you're hot

If you think I'm awkward It means I think you're hot  Confession Bear

Sometimes when I try to lift a lot of weight at the gym... I accidentally fart and hope no one heard it.

Sometimes when I try to lift a lot of weight at the gym... I accidentally fart and hope no one heard it.    Confession Bear

If I see a guy with a chinstrap beard I automatically assume he's a total douchebag

If I see a guy with a chinstrap beard I automatically assume he's a total douchebag  Confession Bear

If you're overweight I assume you are uncleanly

If you're overweight I assume you are uncleanly  Confession Bear

I worry about my boyfriend meeting new people Incase he likes them more

I worry about my boyfriend meeting new people Incase he likes them more  Confession Bear

As a Pastor's Husband, I go to church every Sunday with my kids and even teach children's worship once a month The fact is, I'm an atheist i hate it and don't want to raise my kids believing the bullshit.

As a Pastor's Husband, I go to church every Sunday with my kids and even teach children's worship once a month The fact is, I'm an atheist i hate it and don't want to raise my kids believing the bullshit.  Confession Bear

I LIVE IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT

I LIVE IN MY PARENTS BASEMENT  Confession Bear

I live in a perpetual existential crisis

I live in a perpetual existential crisis  Confession Bear
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