Confession Bear

I only want a wife and kids as an excuse for avoiding after work functions

I only want a wife and kids as an excuse for avoiding after work functions  Confession Bear

I spend more on Absolut vodka just because i like the bottles

I spend more on Absolut vodka  just because i like the bottles  Confession Bear

I hate Putting up the Christmas tree

I hate Putting up the Christmas tree  Confession Bear

Most of the stuff i see on r/TodayILearnerd I already know

 Most of the stuff i see on r/TodayILearnerd I already know  Confession Bear

I log onto my old account to upvote my new one

I log onto my old account to upvote my new one  Confession Bear

I hate the girl that sits next to me in class because shes fat and wears clothes 4 sizes too small

I hate the girl that sits next to me in class because shes fat and wears clothes 4 sizes too small   Confession Bear

I don't remember any holiday until I read about it on reddit.

I don't remember any holiday until I read about it on reddit.  Confession Bear

I ONCE ASKED A FAT KID WHETHER HE HAS A GRAVITATIONAL FIELD

I ONCE ASKED A FAT KID WHETHER HE HAS A GRAVITATIONAL FIELD  Confession Bear

Left a giant chocolate bunny to get soft in the sun. Put my bare bear penis in it.

Left a giant chocolate bunny to get soft in the sun. Put my bare bear penis in it.  Confession Bear

I WANT THE SUPREME COURT TO MAKE A RULING SO I CAN CHANGE MY PROFILE PICTURE BACK

I WANT THE SUPREME COURT TO MAKE A RULING SO I CAN CHANGE MY PROFILE PICTURE BACK  Confession Bear
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