Confession Bear

late at night, when i don't feel like walking to the bathroom i pee in the litter box and blame the cat

late at night, when i don't feel like walking to the bathroom i pee in the litter box and blame the cat  Confession Bear

I honestly don't care about karma or likes i just want to speak my mind on the internet and feel important

I honestly don't care about karma or likes i just want to speak my mind on the internet and feel important  Confession Bear

I think having a video game themed cake at your wedding is tacky and embarrassing.

I think having a video game themed cake at your wedding is tacky and embarrassing.  Confession Bear

I'm gonna be single forever because I have a lot of friends and I'm totally fine with jerking off the rest of my life.

I'm gonna be single forever because I have a lot of friends and I'm totally fine with jerking off the rest of my life.  Confession Bear

I delay brushing my teeth after going down on a girl Because I like the after taste to last a little bit longer

I delay brushing my teeth after going down on a girl Because I like the after taste to last a little bit longer  Confession Bear

I got steam, but I've never bought a game and I'm pretty sure I never will

I got steam, but I've never bought a game and I'm pretty sure I never will  Confession Bear

I post other peoples pet pictures from facebook on reddit because I don't have pets of my own

I post other peoples pet pictures from facebook on reddit because I don't have pets of my own  Confession Bear

When people try and pass me on the express way I speed up and then slow down when they get back behind me.

When people try and pass me on the express way  I speed up and then slow down when they get back behind me.  Confession Bear

The only reason I buy cookie dough is to eat it raw

The only reason I buy cookie dough is to eat  it raw  Confession Bear

I found a sort of guilt-free antidote to my sexless marriage /r/gonewildcurvy

I found a sort of guilt-free antidote to my sexless marriage /r/gonewildcurvy  Confession Bear
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