Confession Bear

Talks of scaling down the janitorial staff I took a huge dump on the bathroom floor and pissed all over the wall

Talks of scaling down the janitorial staff I took a huge dump on the bathroom floor and pissed all over the wall  Confession Bear

I think I may have homosexual tendencies because I get mildly aroused when I take a large shit

I think I may have homosexual tendencies because I get mildly aroused when I take a large shit  Confession Bear

When I was a child I kicked a baby duck and one of it's legs broke off Never told a soul

When I was a child I kicked a baby duck and one of it's legs broke off Never told a soul  Confession Bear

I don't know my neighbours' names. But I know many of my neighbours' pets' names.

I don't know my neighbours' names. But I know many of my neighbours' pets' names.  Confession Bear

I've seen half a season of Firefly and found it pretty boring.

I've seen half a season of Firefly and found it
pretty boring.  Confession Bear

I browse Confession Bear memes on Reddit So I can write short stories about all the awful shit people have done without actually talking to them about it

I browse Confession Bear memes on Reddit So I can write short stories about all the awful shit people have done without actually talking to them about it  Confession Bear

I tell my drinking buddies I only smoke when I drink They don't know I'm an alcoholic

I tell my drinking buddies I only smoke when I drink They don't know I'm an alcoholic  Confession Bear

MY COUSIN TOLD ME HE WAS A BRONY I SECRETLY TOLD HIS FATHER, AND NOW MY COUSIN HAS BEEN DISOWNED BY HIS FAMILY AND SEES A THERAPIST

MY COUSIN TOLD ME HE WAS A BRONY I SECRETLY TOLD HIS FATHER, AND NOW MY COUSIN HAS BEEN DISOWNED BY HIS FAMILY AND SEES A THERAPIST  Confession Bear

I never saw the season 4 finale I only know what happens because of season 5

I never saw the season 4 finale I only know what happens because of season 5  Confession Bear

Sometimes I upvote bad links just for a chance at having a top comment

Sometimes I upvote bad links just for a chance at having a top comment  Confession Bear
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