Confession Bear

I convinced my wife that changing tables are only installed in Womens' restrooms so I never have to change the baby's diaper when we go out.

I convinced my wife that changing tables are only installed in Womens' restrooms so I never have to change the baby's diaper when we go out.  Confession Bear

If you don't use your turn signal I automatically assume you're a douchebag in every other aspect of your life.

If you don't use your turn signal I automatically assume you're a douchebag in every other aspect of your life.  Confession Bear

As an introvert I honestly prefer to be alone most of the time But I still get depressed from loneliness

As an introvert I honestly prefer to be alone most of the time But I still get depressed from loneliness  Confession Bear

I draw dicks on cars in the school parking lot I'm a teacher

I draw dicks on cars in the school parking lot I'm a teacher  Confession Bear

As an Atheist I do not believe in an afterlife But when I visit my daughters grave I still talk to her like she can hear me

As an Atheist I do not believe in an afterlife But when I visit my daughters grave I still talk to her like she can hear me  Confession Bear

When our home was broken into I went to my daughters room and threw away all of her Justin Bieber things. I told her the burglars took them.

When our home was broken into  I went to my daughters room and threw away all of her Justin Bieber things. I told her the burglars took them.   Confession Bear

I convinced my ex to sleep with me One month before she was supposed to marry the man she cheated on me with just so I could ruin the wedding.

I convinced my ex to sleep with me One month before she was supposed to marry the man she cheated on me with just so I could ruin the wedding.  Confession Bear

I'm glad my ancestors were taken as slaves to the US Africa sounds like a terrible place to live

I'm glad my ancestors were taken as slaves to the US Africa sounds like a terrible place to live  Confession Bear

I wear the same jeans every day

I wear the same jeans every day  Confession Bear

My wife thinks I'm showing chivalry when I insist on driving I do it because her driving scares the hell out of me

My wife thinks I'm showing chivalry when I insist on driving I do it because her driving scares the hell out of me  Confession Bear
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