Confession Bear

I haven't eaten Since Sunday

I haven't eaten Since Sunday  Confession Bear

None of my friends or co-workers post on r\Gonewild

 None of my friends or co-workers post on r\Gonewild  Confession Bear

I did a beery gut-rot fart in a loud, packed club That cleared a dance floor and made a girl vomit

I did a beery gut-rot fart in a loud, packed club That cleared a dance floor and made a girl vomit  Confession Bear

I TAKE SO MUCH ENJOYMENT FROM WATCHING MY FRIENDS FAIL THAT I DON'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING IN ORDER TO DENY THEM FROM HAVING THIS PLEASURE AT MY EXPENSE.

I TAKE SO MUCH ENJOYMENT FROM WATCHING MY FRIENDS FAIL THAT I DON'T TRY TO DO ANYTHING IN ORDER TO DENY THEM FROM HAVING THIS PLEASURE AT MY EXPENSE.  Confession Bear

People who say SWAG and YOLO satirically Are more annoying than people who say it legitimately

People who say SWAG and YOLO satirically  Are more annoying than people who say it legitimately  Confession Bear

I downvote other new posts so mine will seem better

I downvote other 
new posts so mine will seem better  Confession Bear

I Just realized Birthday and cakeday are not the same thing

I Just realized Birthday and cakeday are not the same thing  Confession Bear

black people with british accents weird me out

black people with british accents weird me out  Confession Bear

I told my Catholic grandma that I had seen the virgin Mary I lied. I was eating shoplifted candy and was late.

I told my Catholic grandma that I had seen the virgin Mary I lied. I was eating shoplifted candy and was late.   Confession Bear

HEARD HYSTERICAL FAKE CRYING, YELLED "SHUT THE FUCK UP" FROM MY OFFICE TURNS OUT IT WAS REAL FULLY THEATRICAL CRYING, SOME GUY GETTING FIRED BY HR

HEARD HYSTERICAL FAKE CRYING, YELLED
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