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One of my best friends jokes about marrying me I actually think the world of her and would love to marry her

One of my best friends jokes about marrying me I actually think the world of her and would love to marry her Confession Bear
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I was attemptedly mugged on a street corner near my apartment, and out of self defense I fought back and knocked the attacker unconscious . I then proceeded to take the 230 dollars out of his wallet and ran home.

I was attemptedly mugged on a street corner near my apartment, and out of self defense I fought back and knocked the attacker unconscious . I then proceeded to take the 230 dollars out of his wallet and ran home. Confession Bear
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If you call your parents by their first name i automatically assume you're a brat.

If you call your parents by their first name i automatically assume you're a brat. Confession Bear
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I've built a reputation of telling the truth so I can lie and be believed when it counts

I've built a reputation of telling the truth so I can lie and be believed when it counts Confession Bear
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My wife hates me but is too afraid of supporting herself to leave me

My wife hates me but is too afraid of supporting herself to leave me Confession Bear
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Sometimes I crawl out my window just to walk into my apartment through the front door So my roommates don't think I'm cooped up in my room all day

Sometimes I crawl out my window just to walk into my apartment through the front door So my roommates don't think I'm cooped up in my room all day Confession Bear
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when I was younger i would invite kids i hated to my birthday just so they would have to buy me presents

when I was younger i would invite kids i hated to my birthday just so they would have to buy me presents Confession Bear
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A customer was extremely rude to me at my coffee shop, so I've been making all of her espresso/coffee drinks DECAF for the last 4 months.

A customer was extremely rude to me at my coffee shop, so I've been making all of her espresso/coffee drinks DECAF for the last 4 months. Confession Bear
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I used a banana with a condom on it to masturbate I then proceeded to peel and eat it.

I used a banana with a condom on it to masturbate I then proceeded to peel and eat it. Confession Bear
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I'm a probation officer. Anytime someone tests positive for marijuana I ignore the result.

I'm a probation officer. Anytime someone tests positive for marijuana I ignore the result. Confession Bear
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