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If you ask what i would do if there were no laws for 12 hours I assume you're either a fucking paid web marketing asshole or a sheep.

If you ask what i would do if there were no laws for 12 hours I assume you're either a fucking paid web marketing asshole or a sheep. Confession Bear
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Every girl I've ever made out/had sex with, I've met off the internet.

Every girl I've ever made out/had sex with, I've met off the internet. Confession Bear
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I USED TO HAVE REALLY THICK CALLUSES ON MY FEET. ONCE I STOOD ON A FROZEN PEA WHILE COOKING. I THOUGHT I'D KICKED IT FREE AND NEVER THOUGHT ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT. THREE WEEKS LATER I REALISED IT WAS STILL STUCK IN MY FOOT AND THAT THE CALLUS HAD GROWN AR

I USED TO HAVE REALLY THICK CALLUSES ON MY FEET. ONCE I STOOD ON A FROZEN PEA WHILE COOKING. I THOUGHT I'D KICKED IT FREE AND NEVER THOUGHT ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT. THREE WEEKS LATER I REALISED IT WAS STILL STUCK IN MY FOOT AND THAT THE CALLUS HAD GROWN AR Confession Bear
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I THINK THAT "AN EYE FOR AN EYE" IS THE BEST FITTING PUNISHMENT FOR ANY CRIME

I THINK THAT
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Got the ButtPiss and Thought Port-a-potty Toilet Lid was Up Laid down a Cow patty for the next guy

Got the ButtPiss and Thought Port-a-potty Toilet Lid was Up Laid down a Cow patty for the next guy Confession Bear
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I told my best friend that i'm asexual but i'm really demisexual for him

I told my best friend that i'm asexual but i'm really demisexual for him Confession Bear
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I make sure to pay extra attention to all the things happening around me at parties cause I know I won't be able to see them on facebook later

I make sure to pay extra attention to all the things happening around me at parties cause I know I won't be able to see them on facebook later Confession Bear
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I'm 22 years old and I still can't go to bed without a glass of bournvita

I'm 22 years old and I still can't go to bed without a glass of bournvita Confession Bear
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Sometimes I wish my friends' dads would die Just so they'd know how it feels

Sometimes I wish my friends' dads would die Just so they'd know how it feels Confession Bear
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I joined a co-ed martial arts gym just so I can hit the women who train there

I joined a co-ed martial arts gym just so I can hit the women who train there Confession Bear
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