Confession Bear

Sometimes I wish my friends' dads would die Just so they'd know how it feels

Sometimes I wish my friends' dads would die Just so they'd know how it feels  Confession Bear

I joined a co-ed martial arts gym just so I can hit the women who train there

I joined a co-ed martial arts gym just so I can hit the women who train there  Confession Bear

I just masturbated Now, I feel bad

I just masturbated Now, I feel bad  Confession Bear

I think this meme is stupid because there's no alliteration in the name

I think this meme is stupid because there's no alliteration in the name  Confession Bear

I like to wave to people at the bus stop when I'm on the bus and the bus drives off without them because there isn't any room left.

I like to wave to people at the bus stop when I'm on the bus and the bus drives off without them because there isn't any room left.  Confession Bear

If you have a typo in your post title I downvote you because I assume you're in too much of a rush to collect karma and don't actually care about the post

If you have a typo in your post title I downvote you because I assume you're in too much of a rush to collect karma and don't actually care about the post  Confession Bear

I told my friends the bandage on my inner forearm was covering an injury from work, it was really covering the gashes from where I cut myself

I told my friends the bandage on my inner forearm was covering an injury from work, it was really covering the gashes from where I cut myself  Confession Bear

I'm paying thousands of dollars to go to college. Just to be away from my family.

I'm paying thousands of dollars to go to college.  Just to be away from my family.  Confession Bear

When I was 6 I believed that whenever I took a shit a hand would come out of the toilet and grab my balls I still have that fear today

When I was 6 I believed that whenever I took a shit a hand would come out of the toilet and grab my balls I still have that fear today  Confession Bear

I wasn't allowed to go to sleepovers until I was 18 but nobody ever invited me anyway

I wasn't allowed to go to sleepovers until I was 18  but nobody ever invited me anyway  Confession Bear
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