Confession Bear

I told my friends the bandage on my inner forearm was covering an injury from work, it was really covering the gashes from where I cut myself

I told my friends the bandage on my inner forearm was covering an injury from work, it was really covering the gashes from where I cut myself  Confession Bear

I think this meme is stupid because there's no alliteration in the name

I think this meme is stupid because there's no alliteration in the name  Confession Bear

A coworker who is out to get me fired was in an accident and fractured two vertibrae I secretly rejoiced upon hearing the news

A coworker who is out to get me fired was in an accident and fractured two vertibrae I secretly rejoiced upon hearing the news  Confession Bear

I have to wear a tampon every day - period or not, just to keep myself from queefing loudly right in my partner's face. Sometimes I actually wish I were farting because then I would have some control over how loud they were and when they would happen.

I have to wear a tampon every day - period or not, just to keep myself from queefing loudly right in my partner's face.   Sometimes I actually wish I were farting because then I would have some control over how loud they were and when they would happen.  Confession Bear

I don't know all the words to American Pie by Don McLean but I know all the words to the Star Wars version by Weird Al

I don't know all the words to American Pie by Don McLean but I know all the words to the Star Wars version by Weird Al  Confession Bear

i wanted to make a happy birthday meme but i kinda suck at memes

i wanted to make a happy birthday meme but i kinda suck at memes  Confession Bear

I knowingly used fire Twice

I knowingly used fire Twice  Confession Bear

I can check how long I slept last night by the gap of time in my comment history

I can check how long I slept last night by the gap of time in my comment history  Confession Bear

I downvoted a really funny post on /r/new and stole the joke for twitter

I downvoted a really funny post on /r/new and stole the joke for twitter  Confession Bear

I automatically downvote anything pokemon related

I automatically downvote anything pokemon related  Confession Bear
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