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Sometimes I "accidentally" kick you in my sleep Just so you will stop snoring

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I didn't talk to my dad for five years and decided to contact him last summer I kept putting it off and he died literally the day before i finally called

I didn't talk to my dad for five years and decided to contact him last summer I kept putting it off and he died literally the day before i finally called Confession Bear
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i draw dicks on various cars im the president

i draw dicks on various cars im the president Confession Bear
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I make sure to pay extra attention to all the things happening around me at parties cause I know I won't be able to see them on facebook later

I make sure to pay extra attention to all the things happening around me at parties cause I know I won't be able to see them on facebook later Confession Bear
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I'm 22 years old and I still can't go to bed without a glass of bournvita

I'm 22 years old and I still can't go to bed without a glass of bournvita Confession Bear
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A coworker who is out to get me fired was in an accident and fractured two vertibrae I secretly rejoiced upon hearing the news

A coworker who is out to get me fired was in an accident and fractured two vertibrae I secretly rejoiced upon hearing the news Confession Bear
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I don't know all the words to American Pie by Don McLean but I know all the words to the Star Wars version by Weird Al

I don't know all the words to American Pie by Don McLean but I know all the words to the Star Wars version by Weird Al Confession Bear
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I have to wear a tampon every day - period or not, just to keep myself from queefing loudly right in my partner's face. Sometimes I actually wish I were farting because then I would have some control over how loud they were and when they would happen.

I have to wear a tampon every day - period or not, just to keep myself from queefing loudly right in my partner's face. Sometimes I actually wish I were farting because then I would have some control over how loud they were and when they would happen. Confession Bear
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I fap in my socks and my mom has to wash them

I fap in my socks and my mom has to wash them Confession Bear
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I've been an atheist for four years but I still listen to my old Christian music.

I've been an atheist for four years but I still listen to my old Christian music. Confession Bear
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