Confession Bear

I've masterbated to my insanely hot step sister in her bathing suit On many occasions

I've masterbated to my insanely hot step sister in her bathing suit On many occasions  Confession Bear

Any time a customer is condescending or douchey I intentionally overfill their bags so they'll break when they go to load them in their car

Any time a customer is condescending or douchey I intentionally overfill their bags so they'll break when they go to load them in their car  Confession Bear

Whenever I meet a guy I think I might kind of like I start planning our lives together, especially our wedding

Whenever I meet a guy I think I might kind of like I start planning our lives together, especially our wedding  Confession Bear

My asshole roommate makes me pay the entire utility bill So I steal his shit and never clean

My asshole roommate makes me pay the entire utility bill So I steal his shit and never clean  Confession Bear

I only post during British hours Because americans are a bunch of twats

I only post during British hours Because americans are a bunch of twats  Confession Bear

I don't feel the need to ask a 5 year old anything

I don't feel the need to ask a 5 year old anything  Confession Bear

I pronounce the 'r' On all the subreddits

I pronounce the 'r' On all the subreddits  Confession Bear

im too afraid to post my meme's to facebook for karma because im 20 years old and have friends

im too afraid to post my meme's to facebook for karma because im 20 years old and have friends  Confession Bear

I was never actually worried that we would elect mitt romney

I was never actually worried  that we would elect mitt romney  Confession Bear

I actually enjoy listening to lady gaga's music

I actually enjoy listening to lady gaga's music  Confession Bear
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