Confession Crab

sometimes i'd rather just cuddle and chat all night long than just having sex. i'm a guy.

sometimes i'd rather just cuddle and chat all night long than just having sex. i'm a guy.  Confession Crab

If someone steals my kill I'll steal everyone's kills

If someone steals my kill I'll steal everyone's kills  Confession Crab

I ran over the neighbor's cat and later helped them put up "missing" posters

I ran over the neighbor's cat and later helped them put up

i watched an mtv reality show for my gF And sort of liked it.

i watched an mtv reality show for my gF And sort of liked it.   Confession Crab

I hate confession bear because he lacks alliteration

I hate confession bear because he lacks alliteration   Confession Crab

I like sucking peoples dicks

I like sucking peoples dicks  Confession Crab

I sometimes downvote Ridiculously photogenic guy Because i'm extremely jealous of him

I sometimes downvote Ridiculously photogenic guy Because i'm extremely jealous of him  Confession Crab

WHILE BROWSING /r/NEW I SKIP EVERY SINGLE VIDEO LINK

WHILE BROWSING /r/NEW I SKIP EVERY SINGLE VIDEO LINK  Confession Crab

Mentally disabled people Make me intensely uncomfortable

Mentally disabled people Make me intensely uncomfortable  Confession Crab

If I see hypnotoad I can't stop myself from upvoting

If I see hypnotoad I can't stop myself from upvoting  Confession Crab
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