Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... My mom yelled at me for wasting toilet paper, so I started using only 1 square when pooping and bragged about it to all my friends.

WHEN I WAS A KID... My mom yelled at me for wasting toilet paper, so I started using only 1 square when pooping and bragged about it to all my friends.  Confession kid

I thought the short form of Homeless was homo... And when my family was waiting to move into our new house I told everyone we were homos

I thought the short form of Homeless was homo... And when my family was waiting to move into our new house I told everyone we were homos   Confession kid

I thought the middle member of Hanson was a girl I mmmbop'd myself to 'her' pictures many times before I found out.

I thought the middle member of Hanson was a girl I mmmbop'd myself to 'her' pictures many times before I found out.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, i wanted to do three jobs at the same time; A fireman, a police man and a paramedic.

WHEN I WAS A KID, i wanted to do three jobs at the same time; A fireman, a police man and a paramedic.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I ate shampoo in the shower so I could clean my insides too.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I ate shampoo in the shower so I could clean my insides too.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought "L M N O P" was one letter.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my mum was friends with everyone on the road becuase she waved at them, she was just being polite and thanking people

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my mum was friends with everyone on the road becuase she waved at them, she was just being polite and thanking people  Confession kid

When I was a kid, I thought a pyromaniac was a maniacal pirate I dressed up at parties as a pirate and told everyone i was a pyromaniac.

When I was a kid, I thought a pyromaniac was a maniacal pirate  I dressed up at parties as a pirate and told everyone i was a pyromaniac.   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I beef stewed my sister several times

WHEN I WAS A KID... I beef stewed my sister several times   Confession kid

Old lady paid me to pick dandelions from her yard blew on the ones that had gone to seed to ensure I wouldn't run out of work

Old lady paid me to pick dandelions from her yard blew on the ones that had gone to seed to ensure I wouldn't run out of work  Confession kid
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