Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I loved the smell of my vagina. So I stuck my finger in my vagina and made my grandma smell my finger.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I loved the smell of my vagina. So I stuck my finger in my vagina and made my grandma smell my finger.  Confession kid

MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WAS GOING ON A TRIP TO SEATTLE FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE I KEPT ASKING WHO ATTLE WAS.

MY PARENTS TOLD ME I WAS GOING ON A TRIP TO SEATTLE FOR THE ENTIRE DRIVE I KEPT ASKING WHO ATTLE WAS.  Confession kid

I thought 'bondage' was just another form of the word bonding... and told friends and teachers about weekend family bondage

I thought 'bondage' was just another form of the word bonding... and told friends and teachers about weekend family bondage  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID ... I made all my toys watch toy story so they knew that i was on to them

WHEN I WAS A KID ... I made all my toys watch toy story so they knew that i was on to them  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a shit in the backyard because I wanted to be like my dog.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I took a shit in the backyard because I wanted to be like my dog.  Confession kid

As a kid I thought "euthanize" was spelled "youth-anize" I then suggested to my parents that we "youth-anize" grandma since she's getting old.

As a kid I thought

When I was a kid, we got a big screen tv and I thought I would then be able to see cow and chicken's parents' heads

When I was a kid, we got a big screen tv and I thought I would then be able to see cow and chicken's parents' heads  Confession kid

When i was little my parents told me that the ice cream truck was the "music" truck and it just drove around playing music, i believed them

When i was little my parents told me that the ice cream truck was the

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought going to a top university meant I could get a job.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought going to a top university meant I could get a job.  Confession kid

When I was a kid... I thought that gay men had sex by bumping their butts together

When I was a kid... I thought that gay men had sex by bumping their butts together  Confession kid
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