Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I caught my Mom being the tooth fairy. I thought she was the tooth fairy for the whole world.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I caught my Mom being the tooth fairy. I thought she was the tooth fairy for the whole world.  Confession kid

When women told me 5 minutes I thought they meant 5 minutes

When women told me 5 minutes I thought they meant 5 minutes  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought people who drove convertibles were poor and couldn't afford a roof

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought people who drove convertibles were poor and couldn't afford a roof  Confession kid

When I was a kid... Before I knew about sex, I became concerned about spontaneous pregnancy, and how I would care for a kid when I was 8 and jobless

When I was a kid... Before I knew about sex, I became concerned about spontaneous pregnancy, and how I would care for a kid when I was 8 and jobless  Confession kid

When i first discovered fapping i thought i invented it

When i first discovered fapping i thought i invented it  Confession kid

My dad would swear then say "excuse my french" one day the teacher asked if anyone could speak a foreign language and i raised my hand

My dad would swear then say

When I was a kid i used to stretch out my nutsack and claim it was a flying squirrel as i ran around the house.

When I was a kid i used to stretch out my nutsack and claim it was a flying squirrel as i ran around the house.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I stole a can of chocolate cake frosting, ate half of it at school, then puked during lunch. I was called "diarrhea mouth" until I moved a year later.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I stole a can of chocolate cake frosting, ate half of it at school, then puked during lunch. I was called

WHEN I WAS A KID... I was featured on a local news broadcast for a medical abnormality. I had crippling stomach pain a few times a week. They speculated it was due to the town water supply. Truth was, I was affraid the clown from the movie "IT" would com

WHEN I WAS A KID... I was featured on a local news broadcast for a medical abnormality.  I had crippling stomach pain a few times a week. They speculated it was due to the town water supply. Truth was, I was affraid the clown from the movie

WHEN I WAS A KID... I believed in virgin mothers, talking snakes, world floods, walking on water, and other silliness

WHEN I WAS A KID... I believed in virgin mothers, talking snakes, world floods, walking on water, and other silliness  Confession kid
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