Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to pray to god to help me believe he was real

WHEN I WAS A KID... I used to pray to god to help me believe he was real  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, I FOUND MY MOMS VIBRATOR, AND SHE TOLD IT WAS A HAND MASSAGER I PLAYED WITH IT FOR HOURS, AND EVEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH

WHEN I WAS A LITTLE, I FOUND MY MOMS VIBRATOR, AND SHE TOLD IT WAS A HAND MASSAGER I PLAYED WITH IT FOR HOURS, AND EVEN PUT IT IN MY MOUTH  Confession kid

I took all the change from the tables at a restaurant and told my mom "I can't believe everyone just forgets their change!"

I took all the change from the tables at a restaurant and told my mom

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my family was breaking the law when we drank soda in the car

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought my family was breaking the law when we drank soda in the car   Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT THAT A BOOBY TRAP WAS A SITUATION WHERE A GROUP OF LARGE BREASTED WOMEN SURROUNDED SOMEBODY AND TRAPPED THEM WITH THEIR BOOBS

WHEN I WAS A KID... I THOUGHT THAT A BOOBY TRAP WAS A SITUATION WHERE A GROUP OF LARGE BREASTED WOMEN SURROUNDED SOMEBODY AND TRAPPED THEM WITH THEIR BOOBS  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I didn't know what down syndrome was and thought i just kept seeing the same kid everywhere

WHEN I WAS A KID... I didn't know what down syndrome was and thought i just kept seeing the same kid everywhere  Confession kid

as a kid I wanted to be a scientologists. because I thought they studied and believed in science.

as a kid I wanted to be a  scientologists. because I thought they studied and believed in science.  Confession kid

When I was a kid, I accidentally added an extra cup of sugar to a cake I added an extra cup of salt because I thought they would cancel out

When I was a kid, I accidentally added an extra cup of sugar to a cake I added an extra cup of salt because I thought they would cancel out  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID... I ordered beer battered food in restaurants, because I thought it would be like drinking beer.

WHEN I WAS A KID... I ordered beer battered food in restaurants, because I thought it would be like drinking beer.  Confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT GUERRILLA WARFARE WAS A WAR BETWEEN HUMANS AND MONKEYS. AND ZOOS WERE WHERE THEY KEPT THE PRISONERS.

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT GUERRILLA WARFARE WAS A WAR BETWEEN HUMANS AND MONKEYS. AND ZOOS WERE WHERE THEY KEPT THE PRISONERS.  Confession kid
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