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When I was a kid, I collected my mom's tampon applicators out of the trash I would put them on my fingertips and call them "witchy nails"

When I was a kid, I collected my mom's tampon applicators out of the trash I would put them on my fingertips and call them
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I thought getting "laid off" and getting "laid" were the same thing so i told everyone we moved because my dad got laid

I thought getting
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When I was a kid...I yelled at my little sister for peeing with the door open because no one needed to see her flash her "China"

When I was a kid...I yelled at my little sister for peeing with the door open because no one needed to see her flash her
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I once saw a celebrity and ran up to him expecting that he would recognize me Because we see each other all the time on TV

I once saw a celebrity and ran up to him expecting that he would recognize me Because we see each other all the time on TV Confession kid
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I thought if I asked santa really nicely I could become super saiyan

I thought if I asked santa really nicely I could become super saiyan Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID my brother told me that a gangbang was a party So when my moms birthday came around i asked her if she was having a gangbang.

WHEN I WAS A KID my brother told me that a gangbang was a party So when my moms birthday came around i asked her if she was having a gangbang. Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... i believed that Joseph Smith translated gold plates written by the Native Americans who were really Israelis that sailed across the Atlantic Ocean 600 years before Jesus was born

WHEN I WAS A KID... i believed that Joseph Smith translated gold plates written by the Native Americans who were really Israelis that sailed across the Atlantic Ocean 600 years before Jesus was born Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the tip was money that my dad forgot, so I took it everytime and never told anyone

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought the tip was money that my dad forgot, so I took it everytime and never told anyone Confession kid
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WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought girls peed out their butt

WHEN I WAS A KID... I thought girls peed out their butt Confession kid
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Thought urinals in porta-potties were sinks Used the urinal cakes as hand soap

Thought urinals in porta-potties were sinks Used the urinal cakes as hand soap Confession kid
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