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smart man washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom wise man doesnt pee on his hands

smart man washes his hands after he goes to the bathroom wise man doesnt pee on his hands Confucius says
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Man who fart in church sit in his own pew

Man who fart in church sit in his own pew Confucius says
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Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time

Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time Confucius says
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Woman is like bowling ball HARD to find right one, and when you do, FINGER don't fit

Woman is like bowling ball HARD to find right one, and when you do, FINGER don't fit Confucius says
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Man with hands in pockets feels foolish man with holes in pockets feels nuts

Man with hands in pockets feels foolish man with holes in pockets feels nuts Confucius says
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Crowded Elevator smell different to midget

Crowded Elevator smell different to midget Confucius says
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Man who walk sideways through turnstyle going to Bangkok every time

Man who walk sideways through turnstyle going to Bangkok every time Confucius says
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War does not determine who is right only who is left

War does not determine who is right only who is left Confucius says
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Key that open all locks a master key lock that opened by all keys a shitty lock

Key that open all locks a master key lock that opened by all keys a shitty lock Confucius says
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Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get tone of A-flat miner

Man who pushes piano down mine shaft get tone of A-flat miner Confucius says
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