Confucius says

Girl who sleeps with forrest gump is fucking retarded

Girl who sleeps with forrest gump is fucking retarded  Confucius says

He who laugh last think slowest

He who laugh last think slowest  Confucius says

Man who fingers girl on period gets caught redhanded

Man who fingers girl on period gets caught redhanded  Confucius says

Man who fights war naked is going commando

Man who fights war naked is going commando  Confucius says

Pick Pocket snatches watches Peeping tom watches snatches

Pick Pocket snatches watches Peeping tom watches snatches  Confucius says

Massage with happy ending come in handy

Massage with happy ending come in handy  Confucius says

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways Going to Bangkok

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways Going to Bangkok  Confucius says

Schoolboy that mess around with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red handed

Schoolboy that mess around with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red handed  Confucius says

man who become hired to fill balloons get blow job

man who become hired to fill balloons get blow job  Confucius says

Forget about the past, you can't change it forget about the future, you can't predict it forget about the present, i did'nt buy you one

Forget about the past, you can't change it
forget about the future, you can't predict it 
forget about the present, i did'nt buy you one 
  Confucius says
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