Cookieman

I don't always eat cookies but when i do, i eat them in a horrifyingly violent manner

I don't always eat cookies but when i do, i eat them in a horrifyingly violent manner  Cookieman

Me don't always eat cookies In fact, me never do, me merely break them, and scatter the pieces around in a horrifyingly violent manner

Me don't always eat cookies In fact, me never do, me merely break them, and scatter the pieces around in a horrifyingly violent manner  Cookieman

The drummer from Def Leppard handed me a cookie once Once.

The drummer from Def Leppard handed me a cookie once Once.  Cookieman

what if none of this real and me just puppet?

what if none of this real and me just puppet?  Cookieman

I don't always eat cookies Wait... yes I do

I don't always eat cookies Wait... yes I do  Cookieman

I don't always change my internet settings but when i do, i enable cookies

I don't always change my internet settings but when i do, i enable cookies  Cookieman

99% of the cookies Are eaten by 1% of the monsters

99% of the cookies Are eaten by 1% of the monsters  Cookieman

I so broke why girls scouts always have to come to my door?

I so broke why girls scouts always have to come to my door?  Cookieman

they say i am monster i tell them i just a bit kooky

they say i am monster i tell them i just a bit kooky  Cookieman

I don't ever really eat anything

I don't ever really eat anything  Cookieman