Cookieman

C is for Cookie So fuck you constitution

C is for Cookie So fuck you constitution  Cookieman

cookies are the shit thats why my chair is made from cookies

cookies are the shit thats why my chair is made from cookies  Cookieman

I don't always eat cookies Damn I'm right, damn veggie change

I don't always eat cookies Damn I'm right, damn veggie change  Cookieman

MAKE ME COOKIES BITCH

MAKE ME COOKIES BITCH  Cookieman

I don't always sit in a chair, but when i do, i wear a bathrobe

I don't always sit in a chair, but when i do, i wear a bathrobe  Cookieman

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolut

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolut  Cookieman

I EAT!!!! Fruit now because they kicked me off of seseme street

I EAT!!!! Fruit now because they kicked me off of seseme street  Cookieman

I'm In a bit of a brownie mood today

 I'm In a bit of a brownie mood today  Cookieman

I don't stay up late but when i do, so does Omar

I don't stay up late but when i do, so does Omar  Cookieman

The top 20% of monsters control 84% of the cookies.

The top 20% of monsters control 84% of the cookies.  Cookieman
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