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Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolut

Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolut - Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolut Cookieman
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I don't always eat cookies but when i do, i eat them in a horrifyingly violent manner

I don't always eat cookies but when i do, i eat them in a horrifyingly violent manner
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Me don't always eat cookies In fact, me never do, me merely break them, and scatter the pieces around in a horrifyingly violent manner

Me don't always eat cookies In fact, me never do, me merely break them, and scatter the pieces around in a horrifyingly violent manner
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The drummer from Def Leppard handed me a cookie once Once.

The drummer from Def Leppard handed me a cookie once Once.
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what if none of this real and me just puppet?

what if none of this real and me just puppet?
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I don't always eat cookies Wait... yes I do

I don't always eat cookies Wait... yes I do
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I don't always change my internet settings but when i do, i enable cookies

I don't always change my internet settings but when i do, i enable cookies
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99% of the cookies Are eaten by 1% of the monsters

99% of the cookies Are eaten by 1% of the monsters
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I so broke why girls scouts always have to come to my door?

I so broke why girls scouts always have to come to my door?
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they say i am monster i tell them i just a bit kooky

they say i am monster i tell them i just a bit kooky
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I don't ever really eat anything

I don't ever really eat anything
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