Cookieman

Me don't always eat cookies In fact, me never do, me merely break them, and scatter the pieces around in a horrifyingly violent manner

Me don't always eat cookies In fact, me never do, me merely break them, and scatter the pieces around in a horrifyingly violent manner  Cookieman

The drummer from Def Leppard handed me a cookie once Once.

The drummer from Def Leppard handed me a cookie once Once.  Cookieman

99% of the cookies Are eaten by 1% of the monsters

99% of the cookies Are eaten by 1% of the monsters  Cookieman

I so broke why girls scouts always have to come to my door?

I so broke why girls scouts always have to come to my door?  Cookieman

I don't always change my internet settings but when i do, i enable cookies

I don't always change my internet settings but when i do, i enable cookies  Cookieman

I don't always eat cookies but when i do, i eat them in a horrifyingly violent manner

I don't always eat cookies but when i do, i eat them in a horrifyingly violent manner  Cookieman

I don't always eat cookies Wait... yes I do

I don't always eat cookies Wait... yes I do  Cookieman

Me want Skid Row reunion with Sebastian Bach

ME WANT SKID ROW REUNION WITH SEBASTIAN BACH Cookieman

Me want KNAC back

ME WANT KNAC BACK Cookieman

I don't always eat pussy

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT PUSSY....BUT WHEN I DO...I EAT IT NON-STOP!!!!!! LIKE THE COOKIE MONSTER EATS COOKIES...NOM NOM NOM NOM NOOOOOM!!!!!! Cookieman