Cookieman

Me don't always eat cookies In fact, me never do, me merely break them, and scatter the pieces around in a horrifyingly violent manner

Me don't always eat cookies In fact, me never do, me merely break them, and scatter the pieces around in a horrifyingly violent manner  Cookieman

The drummer from Def Leppard handed me a cookie once Once.

The drummer from Def Leppard handed me a cookie once Once.  Cookieman

99% of the cookies Are eaten by 1% of the monsters

99% of the cookies Are eaten by 1% of the monsters  Cookieman

I so broke why girls scouts always have to come to my door?

I so broke why girls scouts always have to come to my door?  Cookieman

I don't always change my internet settings but when i do, i enable cookies

I don't always change my internet settings but when i do, i enable cookies  Cookieman

I don't always eat cookies but when i do, i eat them in a horrifyingly violent manner

I don't always eat cookies but when i do, i eat them in a horrifyingly violent manner  Cookieman

I don't always eat cookies Wait... yes I do

I don't always eat cookies Wait... yes I do  Cookieman

The Real Cookie Monster

I DON'T ALWAYS EAT PUSSY WAIT YES YES I DO  YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM Cookieman

Gotta be worth it

I DONT ALWAYS FIGHT FOR A COOKIE BUT WHEN I DO, IT'S A GOLDEN ORIO DOUBLESTUFF Cookieman

Intriguing Cookie Monster

I FIND YOUR IDEAS INTRIGUING AND WOULD LIKE TO SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR COOKIE MONSTER Cookieman