Craig would be so happy

If weed were legal all over the United States, and my girlfriend could find it easily, and not be pissed at the fucking world when she has a bad deal go down... i would be so happy.

If weed were legal all over the United States, and my girlfriend could find it easily, and not be pissed at the fucking world when she has a bad deal go down... i would be so happy.  Craig would be so happy

If you could go fuck yourself i would be so happy

If you could go fuck yourself i would be so happy  Craig would be so happy

If I could just have this god damn tooth pulled i would be so happy

If I could just have this god damn tooth pulled  i would be so happy  Craig would be so happy

If you made this a meme i would be so happy

If you made this a meme i would be so happy  Craig would be so happy

If i could watch a Youtube video in HD i would be so happy

If i could watch a Youtube video in HD i would be so happy  Craig would be so happy

if my conscience would not tell me to kill myself for just one day i would be so happy

if my conscience would not tell me to kill myself for just one day i would be so happy  Craig would be so happy

If the girl that left me to 'feel wanted by other guys' would just gain 30 lbs i would be so happy

If the girl that left me to 'feel wanted by other guys' would just gain 30 lbs i would be so happy  Craig would be so happy

If I could be done with finals before senior week i would be so happy

If I could be done with finals before senior week i would be so happy  Craig would be so happy

if i don't get diarrhea i would be so happy

if i don't get diarrhea  i would be so happy  Craig would be so happy

If my boss would just take the day off so I could dick around in peace i would be so happy

If my boss would just take the day off so I could dick around in peace i would be so happy  Craig would be so happy
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