Creepy Wonka

so you're reading the bible to learn about morality? you must be great at skipping pages

so you're reading the bible to learn about morality? you must be great at skipping pages  Creepy Wonka

Oh you watch CNN? You must know everything about World politics

Oh you watch CNN? You must know everything about World politics  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You spent valentines day alone You must be the loneliest person on earth

Oh, You spent valentines day alone You must be the loneliest person on earth  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You're in a band? It must be fascinating to be uninsured

Oh, You're in a band? It must be fascinating to be uninsured  Creepy Wonka

OH THIS IS YOUR 2ND MACBOOK AND 3RD IPHONE IN THREE YEARS? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW AWFUL THINGS ARE FOR YOU


     OH THIS IS YOUR 2ND MACBOOK 
   AND 3RD IPHONE IN THREE YEARS?
 PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT 
    HOW AWFUL THINGS ARE FOR YOU
  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You covered the "in god we trust" on money You sure showed the government

Oh, You covered the

Oh, so you were forced to be here because you got an underage drinking ticket? Please tell me how to work my steps

Oh, so you were forced to be here because you got an underage drinking ticket? Please tell me how to work my steps  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're a redditor? Why don't you tell me how awful northwestern memes is?

Oh, you're a redditor? Why don't you tell me how awful northwestern memes is?  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're wearing a fishing shirt Please tell me about the fish you caught this morning before class

Oh, you're wearing a fishing shirt Please tell me about the fish you caught this morning before class  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You wear TOMS? You must really care about things.

Oh, You wear TOMS? You must really care about things.  Creepy Wonka
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