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I don't always get up to leave a room but when i do, i check my pockets to make sure I'm not leaving anything

I don't always get up to leave a room but when i do, i check my pockets to make sure I'm not leaving anything Dariusinterestingman
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I dont always fart in front of women, but when i do, it smells like bacon and romance

I dont always fart in front of women, but when i do, it smells like bacon and romance Dariusinterestingman
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I don’t always watch stephen nolan but when I do it's on iplayer and i skip past the sappy interview in the middle

I don’t always watch stephen nolan but when I do it's on iplayer and i skip past the sappy interview in the middle Dariusinterestingman
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I don't always need my authenticator But when I do, I have no idea where my keys are.

I don't always need my authenticator But when I do, I have no idea where my keys are. Dariusinterestingman
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I dont always sing 'I Knew You Were Trouble' by Taylor Swift but when i do, I sing the goat version

I dont always sing 'I Knew You Were Trouble' by Taylor Swift but when i do, I sing the goat version Dariusinterestingman
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I don’t always check r/gonewild but when I do, I make damn sure it is not my wife or sister.

I don’t always check r/gonewild but when I do, I make damn sure it is not my wife or sister. Dariusinterestingman
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I dont always judge people for wasting their money on lottery tickets but when i do, I buy a ten dollar scratcher

I dont always judge people for wasting their money on lottery tickets but when i do, I buy a ten dollar scratcher Dariusinterestingman
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A man without a beard is a woman.

A man without a beard is a woman. Dariusinterestingman
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I dont always fart in front of women but when i do, it smells like bacon and romance

I dont always fart in front of women but when i do, it smells like bacon and romance Dariusinterestingman
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I don't have alot of experience with Portuguese chicks.. but I do know that 2nd born one is all sweet and lady-like during the day, and a feisty little firecracker at night...

I don't have alot of experience with Portuguese chicks.. but I do know that 2nd born one is all sweet and lady-like during the day, and a feisty little firecracker at night... Dariusinterestingman
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