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I will murder your socks with bleach

I will murder your socks with bleach   Dating Site Murderer

i'm going to cut you a nice slice of pie. is apple ok?

i'm going to cut you a nice slice of pie.
is apple ok?  Dating Site Murderer

YOU CANNOT HIDE your cards under the table. That's cheating, silly!

YOU CANNOT HIDE your cards under the table. That's cheating, silly!  Dating Site Murderer

I FUCKING HATE EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND; THAT SHOW IS AWFUL.

I FUCKING HATE EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND; THAT SHOW IS AWFUL.  Dating Site Murderer

I fucked your grandma Beth's car up while parking.. my bad

I fucked your grandma Beth's car up while parking.. my bad  Dating Site Murderer

I will make you scream when i tickle you

I will make you scream when i tickle you  Dating Site Murderer

I will pound a nail into your head board to stop it from squeaking so much

I will pound a nail into your head board to stop it from squeaking so much  Dating Site Murderer

i need to kill the music, my daughter is sleeping

i need to kill the music, my daughter is sleeping  Dating Site Murderer

Your skin will make a great dress look even better.

Your skin will make a great dress
 look even better.  Dating Site Murderer

I will cut you a piece of this pie

I will cut you a piece of this pie  Dating Site Murderer
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