Defensively Heterosexual John Watson

"or i'll just walk away" sherlock says thinks "please do that"

Flatmate receives text messages keeps count on the ones from a woman

Flatmate receives text messages keeps count on the ones from a woman  Defensively Heterosexual John Watson

"I'M NOT HIS DATE!" Implies they should go on a date

"We are not a couple!" I just live with him and spend all my time with him and do everything for him and worry about him when he's gone and...

Sees best friend stare at naked woman Asks here to put her clothes on

Sees best friend stare at naked woman Asks here to put her clothes on  Defensively Heterosexual John Watson

Sees flatmate getting back home covered in someone's blood "DID YOU SERIOUSLY TAKE THE SUBWAY LOOKING LIKE THIS ?"

Sees flatmate getting back home covered in someone's blood

I'm not a homosexual but when i am i'm not

I'm not a homosexual but when i am i'm not  Defensively Heterosexual John Watson

Sees best friend stare at naked woman Asks her to put her clothes on

Sees best friend stare at naked woman Asks her to put her clothes on  Defensively Heterosexual John Watson

Woman tells Sherlock he was observant and that she's flattered "OBSERVANT?! FLATTERED?!"

Woman tells Sherlock he was observant and that she's flattered

Complain about friend trying to look cool by raising collar do it too

Complain about friend trying to look cool by raising collar do it too  Defensively Heterosexual John Watson
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