Desolate Drunk Dan

Lost my girlfriend in the sims

Lost my girlfriend in the sims  Desolate Drunk Dan

Jessica... stahp

                Jessica...                 stahp  Desolate Drunk Dan

Polar Bears move to the South Pole All the penguins are eaten

Polar Bears move to the South Pole All the penguins are eaten  Desolate Drunk Dan

finally gets famous Reddit goes down for maintenance

finally gets famous Reddit goes down for maintenance  Desolate Drunk Dan

i'm on a diet of vodka and self pity.....

i'm on a diet                 of vodka and self pity.....  Desolate Drunk Dan

Runs out of booze Cries

Runs out of booze Cries  Desolate Drunk Dan

I didn't win Prom Queen

I didn't win Prom Queen   Desolate Drunk Dan

thought he got a girlfriend wakes up from dream

thought he got a girlfriend wakes up from dream  Desolate Drunk Dan

watches chick flick with girlfriend doesn't have one

watches chick flick with girlfriend doesn't have one  Desolate Drunk Dan
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