Diagnostic House

You see this face? Implied facepalm

You see this face? Implied facepalm  Diagnostic House

Harden the Fuck up!

Harden the  Fuck up!  Diagnostic House

Here, let me give you this drug If you die I'll know it was the wrong one.

Here, let me give you this drug If you die I'll know it was the wrong one.  Diagnostic House

It's hard to disregard all the pain and suffering in the world But if you really apply yourself, it's easy

It's hard to disregard all the pain and suffering in the world But if you really apply yourself, it's easy  Diagnostic House

Okay. If you don't have a reaction to this dangerous medication . . . you have terminal cancer.

Okay. If you don't have a reaction to this dangerous medication . . . you have terminal cancer.  Diagnostic House

hey, maybe if i show up monday looking like this guy... ...don't give me any ideas, Or i may just move to australia and become an actor on a stupid show.

hey, maybe if i show up monday 
looking like this guy... ...don't give me any ideas,
 Or i may just move to australia 
and become an actor on a stupid show.  Diagnostic House

Got HIV/Aids? You're probably going to die of aids.

Got HIV/Aids? You're probably going to die of aids.  Diagnostic House

He has no sex drive? Probably a brain tumor.

He has no sex drive? Probably a brain tumor.  Diagnostic House

is sure it's lupus. when patient has a near-fatal reaction to treatment: "well, it's not lupus."

is sure it's lupus. when patient has a near-fatal reaction to treatment:

hey, maybe if i show up monday looking like this guy... ...don't give me any ideas, i may just move to australia.

hey, maybe if i show up monday looking like this guy... ...don't give me any ideas,
 i may just move to australia.  Diagnostic House
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