Divorce Dad

I'm not trying to get you to take sides but your mom is totally a bitch

I'm not trying to get you to take sides but your mom is totally a bitch  Divorce Dad

Your mom says four wheelers are too dangerous I say let's show that bitch wrong

Your mom says four wheelers are too dangerous I say let's show that bitch wrong   Divorce Dad

I know we haven't had this talk but don't put your penis in the vacuum cleaner

I know we haven't had this talk but don't put your penis in the vacuum cleaner  Divorce Dad

I want you to feel free to ask me any questions you have about sex Your mom sure as shit doesn't know anything about it

I want you to feel free to ask me any questions you have about sex Your mom sure as shit doesn't know anything about it   Divorce Dad

I want you to know this isn't your fault It's your mother's

I want you to know this isn't your fault It's your mother's  Divorce Dad

I've had two unhappy marriages The first one ended in divorce The second one didn't

I've had two unhappy marriages The first one ended in divorce
The second one didn't  Divorce Dad

You and your siblings can choose who you live with But i would hate to have my new pool all to myself

You and your siblings can choose who you live with But i would hate to have my new pool all to myself  Divorce Dad

Your mom won't let you breastfeed anymore My stripper girlfriend will let you suck on her boob all night

Your mom won't let you breastfeed anymore My stripper girlfriend will let you suck on her boob all night  Divorce Dad

I'm not going to convince you to live with me but I thought you should know your mother blames this on you

I'm not going to convince you to live with me but I thought you should know your mother blames this on you  Divorce Dad

It's NoT Me it's her

It's NoT Me it's her  Divorce Dad
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