Dog Logic

I'm going to piss all over his piss That will show him

I'm going to piss all over his piss That will show him  Dog Logic

That was good I'll vomit and eat it again

That was good I'll vomit and eat it again  Dog Logic

I don't know that dog Better smell his ass

I don't know that dog Better smell his ass  Dog Logic

Just woke up Better take a nap

Just woke up Better take a nap  Dog Logic

Is that my owner at the door? I better bark relentlessly!

Is that my owner at the door? I better bark relentlessly!   Dog Logic

top quality dog food recommended by vets? No thanks inedible rock? Yes please!

top quality dog food recommended by vets? No thanks inedible rock? Yes please!  Dog Logic

that expensive dog food brand is disgusting but that turd looks delicious

that expensive dog food brand is disgusting but that turd looks delicious  Dog Logic

Sees something confusing Tilt my head, that'll clear things up

Sees something confusing Tilt my head, that'll clear things up  Dog Logic

I must bark at that other barking dog At 3am

I must bark at that other barking dog At 3am  Dog Logic

Oh look, a new person Better stick my nose in their crotch

Oh look, a new person Better stick my nose in their crotch  Dog Logic