Douchebag Dan

Bumps into you in a crowded bar Punches you in the face

Bumps into you in a crowded bar Punches you in the face  Douchebag Dan

"Yo lemme get those greens" Torches the bowl. Blows smoke in your eyes.

Drives a truck that has a nutsack

Drives a truck that has a nutsack  Douchebag Dan

Joins the army national guard

Joins the army national guard   Douchebag Dan

Thinks he looks cool He's not

Thinks he looks cool He's not  Douchebag Dan

Brags about six pack gets beat up by 10 year old

Brags about six pack gets beat up by 10 year old  Douchebag Dan

douchebag dan only wears lax pennies doesn't play lacrosse

douchebag dan only wears lax pennies doesn't play lacrosse  Douchebag Dan

Fucking Ripped muscles 5 foot 2

Fucking Ripped muscles 5 foot 2  Douchebag Dan

Wears an Ed Hardy T-Shirt to a funeral

Wears an Ed Hardy T-Shirt to a funeral  Douchebag Dan

Likes UFC Wears Tapout

Likes UFC Wears Tapout  Douchebag Dan
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