Dragonite Dad

hey, you wanna grab a bite to eat and catch up? It's dad... you get a new phone or something? Same phone as always? oh.

hey, you wanna grab a bite to eat and catch up?  It's dad... you get a new phone or something? Same phone as always? oh.   Dragonite Dad

Hey kiddo! Heard your concert's coming up soo- Oh, you ran out of tickets already? Okay, maybe next semester...

Hey kiddo! Heard your concert's coming up soo- Oh, you ran out of tickets already? Okay, maybe next semester...  Dragonite Dad

Hey son, I just want to let you know I'm diagnosed with... Oh... ok. No problem. I'll try my best to transfer some more money to you before I... *Click*

Hey son, I just want to let you know I'm diagnosed with... Oh... ok. No problem. I'll try my best to transfer some more money to you before I... *Click*  Dragonite Dad

Hey, I was thinking we can get some Sushi tomorrow? Oh, I understand, I guess we can do Thai instead...

Hey, I was thinking we can get some Sushi tomorrow? Oh, I understand, I guess we can do Thai instead...  Dragonite Dad

Hey son I got you a CD of that Dubstep music you like oh... it was "brostep"? I'm sorry...

Hey son I got you a CD of that Dubstep music you like oh... it was

Hey, I thought Maybe we could play catch for Father's Da-- Oh, your mom has a new boyfriend? Okay...

Hey, I thought Maybe we could play catch for Father's Da-- Oh, your mom has a new boyfriend? Okay...  Dragonite Dad

Son, would you like my old motorcycle? I thought we could ride aroun- Oh, that's okay. I'll just sell it for scrap.

Son, would you like my old motorcycle? I thought we could ride aroun- Oh, that's okay. I'll just sell it for scrap.  Dragonite Dad

Hey son, I setup some water balloons so we can... I understand, I guess I'll just save them for another day.

Hey son, I setup some water balloons so we can... I understand, I guess I'll just save them for another day.  Dragonite Dad

Don't worry about me I'm proud of you

Don't worry about me I'm proud of you  Dragonite Dad

HEY JASON, IT'S BEEN A WHILE. WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT RECORDING A NEW CHAOS PONY EPIS- oh. no that's fine, have fun with your friends.

HEY JASON, IT'S BEEN A WHILE. WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT RECORDING A NEW CHAOS PONY EPIS- oh. no that's fine, have fun with your friends.  Dragonite Dad
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