Drunk Pete

Great legs what time do they open?

Great legs what time do they open?  Drunk Pete

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

I'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.   Drunk Pete

Drunk as hell But no throwing up

Drunk as hell But no throwing up  Drunk Pete

If you have oral-sex with your own clone, would that be called masturbation?

If you have oral-sex with your own clone, would that be called masturbation?   Drunk Pete

who, me drunk? no officer i only had 1 beer

who, me drunk? no officer i only had 1 beer  Drunk Pete

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want some?   Drunk Pete

If you were a tree I'd like totally be into trees

If you were a tree I'd like totally be into trees  Drunk Pete

Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.

Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.   Drunk Pete

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!  Drunk Pete

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?

Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?   Drunk Pete
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