Dwight K Schrute

Cross country isn't that hard. False. Running 16368 feet is the supreme test of human endurance and will.

Cross  country isn't that hard. False. Running 16368 feet is the supreme test of human endurance and will.  Dwight K Schrute

Ignores my friend request... I ignore her last request.

Ignores my friend request... I ignore her last request.  Dwight K Schrute

Literally is very commonly misused. False. "In recent years, an extended use of literally (and also literal) has become very common, where literally (or literal) is used deliberately in nonliteral contexts."

Literally is very commonly misused. False.

False. Grumpy Cat is female.

False. Grumpy Cat is female.  Dwight K Schrute

FALSE. Big Mac only says eeyup, eEynope, and Schmoopy-Doo

FALSE. Big Mac only says eeyup, eEynope, and Schmoopy-Doo   Dwight K Schrute

FALSE. The narwhal does not bacon at all

FALSE. The narwhal does not bacon at all  Dwight K Schrute

Pokemon contests? False. Pokemon musicals were far worse.

Pokemon contests? False. Pokemon musicals were far worse.  Dwight K Schrute

Happy Birthday? False. Happy anniversary of the day you managed to escape your captors.

Happy Birthday? False. Happy anniversary of the day you managed to escape your captors.  Dwight K Schrute

Through concentration I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

Through concentration I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.  Dwight K Schrute

love hurts? false. being mauled by a bear hurts.

love hurts? false. being mauled by a bear hurts.  Dwight K Schrute
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