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Happiness is the only thing that multiplies when divided. FALSE. SEE BACTERIA.

Happiness is the only thing that multiplies when divided. FALSE. SEE BACTERIA.  Dwight

false ronnie radke can also make the duck face sexy

false ronnie radke can also make the duck face sexy  Dwight

What type of bears are best? FALSE black bears

What type of bears are best? FALSE black bears  Dwight

If H2O is water, and H2O2 is peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking False. Dihydrogen tetroxide would not work in terms of molecular bonding.

If H2O is water, and H2O2 is peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking False. 
Dihydrogen tetroxide would not work in terms of molecular bonding.  Dwight

party rock is in the house tonight false. Rock is a naturally occurring solid aggregate of minerals. Therefor, making it highly incapable of partying

party rock is in the house tonight false. Rock is a naturally occurring solid aggregate of minerals. Therefor, making it highly incapable of partying  Dwight

"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Wayne Gretzky Zero misses in zero attempts is 0/0, which is an indeterminate form in mathematics. FALSE

"I only go to football games because I love watching football live" FALSE YOU ONLY COME TO THE GAME TO WATCH THE MARCHING BAND PERFORM

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible? It was

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible? It was  Dwight

Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

Why tip someone for a job I’m capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair.  I did however tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
  Dwight

Roses are red, Violets are blue False. Roses come in many colors such as white, yellow, peach, and pink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue False.
Roses come in many colors such as white, yellow, peach, and pink.  Dwight
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