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Dwight

"Don't shoot the messenger"? I always shoot the messenger. Better safe than sorry.
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You'll sleep when you're dead? False. The circadian rhythm ends at death.

You'll sleep when you're dead? False. The circadian rhythm ends at death. Dwight
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"BT note: i think this should contain korean!" False. Korean has spaces
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FALSE HUMANS ARE COMPOSED MOSTLY OF CARBON AND WATER. STATING THAT I'M "JELLY" IS ABSOLUTELY PREPOSTEROUS.

FALSE HUMANS ARE COMPOSED MOSTLY OF CARBON AND WATER. STATING THAT I'M
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The odds that you exist today are close to zero? False. human variability is not infinite, so every 'wrong' occurrence can be cancelled out by an inverse error. The correct error is 1 out of 1

The odds that you exist today are close to zero? False. human variability is not infinite, so every 'wrong' occurrence can be cancelled out by an inverse error. The correct error is 1 out of 1 Dwight
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she sells sea shells down by the sea shore? False. Sea shells are free and therefore will not be bought.

she sells sea shells down by the sea shore? False. Sea shells are free and therefore will not be bought. Dwight
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Hitmonlee named after Jet Li? BRUCE LEE

Hitmonlee named after Jet Li? BRUCE LEE Dwight
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History tests are impossible to pass False. Katie holleman is going to destroy hers tomorrow.

History tests are impossible to pass False. Katie holleman is going to destroy hers tomorrow. Dwight
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Longest day ever? False. Everyday is 23 hours and 56 minutes long

Longest day ever? False. Everyday is 23 hours and 56 minutes long Dwight
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A picture is worth a thousand words? False. words have no physical worth

A picture is worth a thousand words? False. words have no physical worth Dwight
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