Edward Norton

Fuck Martha Stewart Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic

Fuck Martha Stewart Martha's polishing the brass on the Titanic  Edward Norton

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

 Sticking feathers up your butt   does not make you a chicken  Edward Norton

Makes disparaging comments about men who look like underwear models to Brad Pitt

Makes disparaging comments about men who look like underwear models to Brad Pitt  Edward Norton

Don't you understand? Engineers never sleep!!!

Don't you understand? Engineers never sleep!!!  Edward Norton

It could be worse A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car

 It could be worse   A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car  Edward Norton

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see I wanted to breathe smoke

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species  I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all the French beaches I'd never see I wanted to breathe smoke  Edward Norton

It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything

It's only after we've lost everything  that we're free to do anything  Edward Norton

Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns

Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns  Edward Norton
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